I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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