If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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