dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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