so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have fence marks all over my body
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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