We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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