i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
please come you make the beer taste better
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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