She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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