I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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