I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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