I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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