Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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