Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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