i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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