the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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