it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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