But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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