We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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