Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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