No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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