ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I wear drunk well.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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