There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
