I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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