Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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