so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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