so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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