Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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