Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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