Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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