What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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