Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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