I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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