the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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