there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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