you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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