Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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