I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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