I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
