Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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