Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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