He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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