apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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