so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
wow bdsm is so cute
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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