But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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