hell yes lets make some ravioli
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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