Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
