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No, you can still breathe under the balls.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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