Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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