When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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