ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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