You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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