I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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