We won't sleep together?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Pooping to opera.
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