Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
At least make sure they are 18
Why
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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