I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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