omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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