she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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